Itche Kadoozy Joins Great Parade

After an already amazing line-up set to join this year’s Great Parade, now, yet another beloved personality will be entertaining the crowds come this Lag Baomer.

Taking some time off from his duties at the Ira and Edna Bernstein Jewish Center (which is temporarily closed for repairs after an as-yet unnamed congregant attempted to build a water slide in the front lobby), Rabbi Itche Kadoozy will be part of the greatest Great Parade ever!

Since The Itchy Kadoozy Show launched nearly 10 years ago, Rabbi Itche Kadoozy, his friend Jono, and Jono’s pet gefilte fish have been entertaining families around the world with weekly parshah shows and wild adventures. But the lack of new episodes in the past few years have made fans everywhere wonder “will Itche Kadoozy ever show up again?” The organizers of the Great Parade have ensured that the answer to that question is “yes!”

When asked about the nature of his participation in the Great Parade, Rabbi Kadoozy was unable to comment due to some confusion about how to use the new smartphone Mrs. Kadoozy gave him for his birthday. Sources tell us that he’s still looking for the number buttons. Jonathan Weinsteinstein was also unavailable as he is currently recovering from injuries sustained while riding a homemade water slide. Gefilte P. Fish was available, but stated that interviews with him cost “twenty bucks per word, buddy!” (That quote just cost us $100). Attorney Larry Goldstein did release an official statement saying, “responses to Rabbi Kadoozy’s participation in the Great Parade may include – but are not limited to – laughter, inspiration, and a greater understanding of Lag Baomer and/or life in general.”

Register TODAY at www.TheGreatParade.com.